The flu is like a lover

This is really off the wall, but I thought it was funny. Imagine getting this in an email message.

I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU…

I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU…

I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN.

I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY … BEG FOR ME TO STOP!!

I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I’M
FINISHED WITH YOU.

AND …………… YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS.

ALL MY LOVE,

THE FLU

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